We got so high we made milksteak
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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