The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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