1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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