Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Randomize
