she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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