Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My penis needs a shock collar
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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