So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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