She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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