I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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