god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
porn star boner night. come get it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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