How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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