Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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