All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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