At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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