Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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