I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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