Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it glows. i had to have it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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