i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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