Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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