Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Randomize
