Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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