i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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