i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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