Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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