the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
