i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He kissed a someone with a penis
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I think I just sharted jello shots
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