You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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