really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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