he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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