Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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