I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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