Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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