is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
this just has baby written all over it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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