My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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