goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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