honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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