your room smells of hookers.
And success
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
