if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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