dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you win again, gameday.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I wear drunk well.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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