but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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