i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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