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• (636): View more from Missouri

  It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.

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• (619): View more from California

  Topless dodge ball cldnt top that

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.

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