Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

(310): View more from California

its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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(213): View more from California

You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.

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(323): View more from California

You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.

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(914): View more from New York

The ice cream man just told me to use protection.

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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700

(1-832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why are you like this.

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