I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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