dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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