Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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