I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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