But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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