Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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