if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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