I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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