Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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