Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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