Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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