I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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