I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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